1. humansofnewyork:

    "If you could change one thing about adults, what would it be?"
    "I’d give them more money."
    "More money?"
    "Yeah. Some of them don’t even have money to buy food."

     
  2. (Source: the-black-michael-cera, via hi)

     

  3. the-treble:

    narcotic:

    parents: i want the truth

    me: *tells truth*

    parents: nope youre lying wrong answer

    image

    image

    you have no idea the lengths I went to to find this gif set.

    (via pizza)

     
  4. (Source: tus-memes, via hi)

     

  5. foxnewsofficial:

    i get really happy when it’s not me who starts the conversation because that removes so much anxiety about whether i’m bothering the person or if they secretly hate me even if i know that’s not true 

    (Source: foxnewsofficial, via hi)

     
  6. (Source: malikplanet, via maliksempire)

     
  7. (Source: zaynmailks, via maliksempire)

     
  8. zooeydeschannoying:

    i’m glad selena was able to find work after disney.

    (Source: llolzzzz, via hi)

     
  9. (Source: pinkmanjesse, via hi)

     
  10. Tyler Oakley? More like iconic. (x)

    (Source: danchesters, via tyleroakley)

     

  11. m-dnightblue:

    so i lost my phone in school today and to test if the phone was mine the cop asked what my screeensaver was.

    i had to tell her this

    image

    (via troyesivan)

     
  12. lukeisnotpunkrock:

    I’m never taking this off

    (via fallenfor5sos)

     

  13. kookie667:

    Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”

    (via hi)

     
  14. (Source: bobbymoynihans, via pizza)

     
  15. humansofnewyork:

    "I wanted to be in the FBI, but then I found out that first you have to be a police officer for four years. And I don’t think I want to do that."
    "Why not?"
    "I’m literally five feet tall. If I tried to arrest someone, they’d think they were being pranked."